Things to Do – Sementria

Sementria has various landmarks and sites to visit. These include historical sites, functional capitals, or operational centres. Many of these are found in nature, being a key part of Sementrian culture. There are 18 named Sementrian districts. These are as follows:

Houses of Cumonia
No Man’s Land
Swamponia
The Cumonian Field
PE Quad
Outer Sementria
Tennis Courts
Goon Gardens
Death Desert
Southern Frontier
Farland Farmland
Greater Frontline Fortress
Testian Trail
Testian Trail 2
Boulder Bastion
Outskirt Opening
New Lower Yard
House of Presidency

Yes, we are incredible at naming; there’s no need to remind us. They don’t sound like locations from Fortnite.

Swamponia

Swamponia is unique, as it is the only Sementrian district that was founded completely independently. It was made by King Stinklebottom, on January 18th, 2026. Swamponia was very quickly wiped off the map by the Lower Yard Treaty Alliance. Shown below are four DSLU logs from the war, which lasted four days. We understand they are rather long.

DAILY SEMENTRIAN LORE UPDATE - JANUARY 19TH 2026

LYTA has gained a new member. Swamponia, a once enemy of Sementria has officially joined LYTA. This marks our 5th member, so we've changed to flag to include 5 stars. We do have a problem. Tension is building within LYTA, as many Sementrians do not think a certain 3 members should be in LYTA. Of course, our end goal is to restore peace throughout the Lower Yard, so we unfortunately have to take everyone in.

DAILY SEMENTRIAN LORE UPDATE - JANUARY 20TH 2026

We have taken over Swamponia. A legion of roughly 5-7 soldiers was prepared to invade Swamponia, but King Stinklebottom never showed up. Due to there being no resistance, a soldier suggested that we could simply take over now, as the land was unoccupied. Calebville was also given a small slice of the land (which was about 3 square metres). The flag of LYTA has remained unchanged. Of course, removing stars feels like we're acknowledging that we're becoming irrelevant already. This has also eliminated one of the three controversial members. The other two have their own country, 'hectoro'? I don't know how to spell it. An invasion will be quite hard, as their land is in the hallway. LYTA is for the people, and if the people are unhappy, neither are we.

DAILY SEMENTRIAN LORE UPDATE - JANUARY 21ST 2026:

Liutenant Kozlowski has been demoted. He's not been in for roughly a week now, so we've decided to revoke his position. Seminion Molton-Brown will take his place, commanding Squadron 2, and Liutenant Kozlowski will take Seminion Molton-Brown's place, in Squadron 1. Also, me and Longbird have come up with a plan. Instead of an outright invasion or a staged civil war, we've realised that if we simply don't recognise Swamponia or that hectoro place, we don't have to take them into LYTA. Despite Swamponia having the first ever independently designed flag, they are not recognised by Sementria, as their population is below 2. We wouldn't recognise them either way, but at least we have an excuse.

DAILY SEMENTRIAN LORE UPDATE - JANUARY 22ND 2026:

Swamponia has been wiped off the map. Let me explain: Me and General Longbird were having a meeting, discussing what to do with Seminion Kozlowski. Longbird wanted to put him on a second alert (three alerts leads to exile), but I felt that was too harsh, as he had already been demoted and had a first alert. Then the leader of the TTT arrived at the meeting, and said he was interested in joining LYTA. We of course accepted, as he is one of the strongest soldiers there is. A few other people showed up (Liutenant Long-[S], Seminion Blane), and then someone arrived. King Stinklebottom of Swamponia was in the distance, walking towards the meeting. We got the army in position, and prepared to charge. There were some awesome moves, but here's the stuff you should remember (in roughly chronological order):

I finally managed to lead a coordinated attack
Frog Town and the TTT were both very helpful in the battle.
Swamponia claimed they were a real country, as they had an independently designed flag. I confirmed that they needed a population of at least 2, and they tried to take King Toadstool of Frog Town. I launched my backpack to stop him, but it landed in the mud.
A while into the battle, Liutenant Savage arrived with an army of about 8 other people. It only took about 10 seconds for King Stinklebottom to be completely overrun, and I had to command them to fall back.

Now that you’ve read the enthralling primary sources written directly after the events, you have an idea of the original conflict around the area. But Swamponia’s story is far from over. Yes, this is still a section of a section of a section of the website.

After the Battle for Swamponia, it was established as a district under Sementrian rule. Originally, Swamponia only controlled a very small portion of the area - the rest being known as the SuperBust Arena. King Stinklebottom was appointed Dr. Stinklebottom, national scientist, a role he still holds today.

Frontline Fortress

Frontline Fortress is the capital of Sementria, after it was relocated from the Lower Yard on the 17th of February 2026. It sits within the district of Greater Frontline Fortress, which was the largest district in Sementria for over 4 months, until it was overtaken by Outer Sementria. Shown below is a photograph of Frontline Fortress with the flag of LYTA, taken on the 24th of January 2026. It has since been largely overtaken by greenery.

Frontline Fortress is, technically, the ruins of a corn mill. It appears on the 1839 Tithe Map, and was demolished in the mid-20th century. It is built next to a stream, inside the woods. It sits close to a bridge and set of stairs up a nearby hill, which is still used for Sementrian government meetings on the various benches. Behind the structure shown in the photograph, is a low wall extending several metres back into a similar structure. This back structure was also historically used to store various types of snacks for a short period of time. Frontline Fortress remains a historic and cultural site for Sementrian alike today.

The Sementrian Government often hosts events and activities for citizens. These include sports events, talent shows, awards ceremonies, etc. These play a vital role in culture, tradition, and keeping citizens engaged.

Sports

Sementrian sports are a long-running tradition dating back to the Golden Age of Cumonia. There are many sports, but a few stand out and are still played today.

Cumonian Baseball

Cumonian Baseball is an ancient sport, as with all of them. Hence the name, it follows a similar structure to baseball. However, instead of using a bat and gloves, Cumonian Baseball uses other people.

The game requires three people at a minimum. One person as the batter, one person as the glove, and one person as the ball. The batter stands a distance away from the glove, and hits the ball with a backpack or similar object. The ball then runs forward, aiming to knock over the glove.

Exceptions are often made to the rules, such as the glove hitting the ball back, the ball rebelling against the batter, the batter hitting the glove, everyone jumping the referee for seemingly no reason, etc.

Cumonian Wrestling

Cumonian Wrestling is famous for having no widely accepted set of rules. The only base rules are that everyone is in combat. This applies to everyone, with spectators and referees often being used as weapons, or having contestants slammed into them. Many organisers also allow landmines and projectile weapons. Yes, landmines. Practical application has been low in Sementria, however.

Sementria is filled with various types of terrain, from the canopies and benches of the Houses of Cumonia, to the steep slopes and roots of Greater Frontline Fortress. No matter where you are, there’s always an experience waiting. With 18 districts, we simply can’t describe them all. This is a government website, not a travel guide. But there are some particularly memorable parts of Sementrian geography.

Greater Frontline Fortress

Greater Frontline Fortress, nestled entirely in the woodlands, remains a favourite for hikers and trekkers to this day. It has a wide range of geography, from overgrown shrubbery, to steep slopes, to empty fields, to rocky riverbanks. There are five named areas in Greater Frontline Fortress. Frontline Gardens, Frontline Fortress, Frontline Fields, M. Mountain, and H. Hollow.

Frontline Gardens lies to the south of Frontline Fortress. It is largely filled with overgrown shrubbery, and is difficult to navigate. It is parallel to a steep cliff on the east, with the riverbank to the west. A large wooden structure marks the end of Sementrian territory, and is a landmark of the area. Shown below is a photograph of Frontline Gardens taken from the southern tip, with Frontline Fortress visible on the right. Note that all pictures shown are taken during mid-winter.

Frontline Fortress is the main stone structure in the district, acting as the capital building of Sementria. It has three main parts, a main building, a low wall, and a secondary building. The main building has various staircases, and a bridge-like structure, connecting to a second exit onto the main path. There are various holes and cavities in the structure, both regular and irregular.

Frontline Fields is, as the name would suggest, is largely a field. On the east side of the field, there is a path connecting Frontline Fortress to the bridge up to M. Mountain. It is exposed from the canopy, and was once owned by the Okah Republic.

M. Mountain is by far the most extreme terrain in Sementria. It runs alongside deep parts of the river, wrapping around to the other bank of Frontline Fortress. It is filled with steep, muddy slopes, covered in tree roots, vines and thorns, and has various old structures. The area owned by Sementria is a small portion in the south-west, while the actual plateau stretches much further.

On the side of M. Mountain, lies the only cave in Sementria, known as H. Hollow. It is composed of a rocky base, covered by an overhead canopy of primarily tree roots. The floor of the cave is sloped toward the river, so permanent settlement has been difficult. Shown below is a photograph of the cave.

Houses of Cumonia

The Houses of Cumonia are the oldest, and most hospitable Sementrian district. Dating back to prehistoric Cumonia, it holds the Cumonian Bench, a two square metre bench, which was the first piece of Cumonian territory. It is fully covered with a large canopy, and holds multiple benches, entrances inside, a snack bar (yes, really), and a large staircase. It was also historically used as the official house of the Sementrian court, and was given to Frogtopia after a long war. This proved rather inconvenient, as both of these were happening at the same time.

Sementria has many small areas of land. Technically, all of Sementria is an enclave. But there are many irregularities. For example, Sementria owns approximately ten square metres of land in the port of Dublin. Yes, this is actively governed. There is also a room under Sementrian ownership, located in a hotel in London. This does not include the bathroom, only the bedroom. I’m not running out of things to write about.

On an unrelated note, that is actually all there is to know about Sementria geographically. Contact a local travel authority to learn more about visiting Sementria.